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Dundu Mol: Tintu Mon Mammutty'ude Mathilukal Kandittundo?
Tintu Mon: Sorry, Enik Mammutty'ude Veed Arinhoodaa. Pinneyengane Mathilukal?
Tintu Mon Orikkal Hotel'il Kayari.
Tintu Mon: Enthaa Kazhikkaan Ullath?
Waiter: Doshayund. Kariyilla.
Tintu Mon Vishappode Dosha Kazhichu.
Cashier: Paisa Tharoo..
Tintu Mon: Perse Und. Paisayilla.
Teacher: Nee Enthina Class'il Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Vidya'k Vendi.
Teacher: Ennitt Nee innale Enthaa Varaathirunnath?
Tintu Mon: Innale 'Vidya' Absent Aayirunnu.
Teacher: Enthaanu OHM's Law?
Tintu Mon: Enik Muzhuvan Ariyilla Sir.
Teacher: Saaramilla, Ariyaavunnath Parayoo.
Tintu Mon: ............ this is called OHM's Law.
Teacher: Enthaa Tintoo Ithra Tenshan? Hall Ticket, ID card Atho Vere Enthenkilum Maranno?
Tintu Mon: Athonnumalla Sir. Naalathek Ulla Copy'yaa Innu Kondu Vannath.
Tintu Mon: Ee TV'k Enthaa Vila?
Salesman: Oru Laksham.
Tintu Mon: Enthaa, Ithinenthenkilum Prathyekatha Undo?
Salesman: Vaidyuthi Poyaal Ith Automatic Aayi Off Aakum.
Tintu Mon: Oho, Ennaal Pack Cheyyoo..
Wife'maayi Pinangiya Tintu Mon Office'il Ninnum Veettilek Vilichu.
Tintu Mon: Innenthaa Athaazhathinu?
Wife (Deshyathode): Visham.
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Vaikum. Nee Kazhichitt Kidanno..
Fashion TV Kandu Kondirunnapol Kayari Vanna Tintu Mon'od Achan: Paavappetta Veettile Kuttikalaa. Vasthram Vaangaan Polum Paisa illa.
Tintu Mon: Ithilum Paavappettavar Varumbol Enne Vilikkane Achaa..
Judge: Naanamille Ninakk. Ith 3-aam Thavanayalle Nee Kodathi'yil Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Thanikkumille Naanam..? Thaan Daily Varunnundallo..
Tintu Mon: Doctor, Nhaan Urangumbol Swapnathil Kurangan'maar Football Kalikkunnathaayi Kaanunnu.
Doctor: Saaramilla. Innu Urangunnathinu Mumb Ee Gulika Kazhichaal Ellaam Maarum.
Tintu Mon: Innu Venda Doctor, Naale Kazhicholaam. Innu Final Aanu.
Tintu Mon: Pazhathinu Enthaa Vila?
Salesman: Oru Roopa.
Tintu Mon: 60 Paisa'k Tharumo?
Salesman: 60 Paisa'k Tholi Tharaam.
Tintu Mon: Enkil, 40 Paisa'k Pazham Tharoo.. Tholi Venda.
Teacher: Orange'um Apple'um Thammilulla Vyathyaasam Enth?
Tintu Mon: Orange'nte Niram Orange Aanu. Pakshe, Apple'nte Niram Apple Alla.
Flash News:"Tintu Mon Kollappettu". Naale SMS Harthaal.
Ellaavarum Sahakarikkanamennu Sarkaar. Miss call'kaare Harthaal'il Ninnum Ozhivaakkiyittund.
"Nikathaan Pataatha Ozhiv"-Airtel,
"SMS Loakathinu Theeraatha Nashtam"-Idea,
"Nhangalude Naadhane Nashtamaayi"-Vodafone,
"Enikkente Makan'e Nashtapettu"-Sardar,
"Kazhiv Theliyicha Baalan"-Manthri.
Teacher: Tintu Mon, Chicken Aano Egg Aano Aadyam Varunnath?
Tintu Mon: Ath.. Aadyam Order Cheythath Aadyam Varum Teacher.
Dundu Mol: Enthina Tintu Mon Karayunnath?
Tintu Mon: Ente Achan'e idiyan Vasu Idichu.
Dundu Mol: Saaramilla, Karayenda.
Tintu Mon: Athinalla Vishamam.
Dundu Mol: Pinne?
Tintu Mon: Ente Friends Ellaam Kandu. Enik Maathram Kaanaan Patiyilla.
Tintu Mon Shop'il: Ivide Thakkaali Undo?
Salesman: illallo Mone..
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thakkaali Undo?
Salesman: illennu Paranhille..?
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thakkaali Undo Chettaa?
Salesman: illa, illa. Ini Chodichaal Ninne Nhaan Vedivechu Kollum.
Tintu Mon: Ivide Thokkundo?
Salesman: illa.
Tintu Mon:"Ivide Thakkaali Undo?"!!
Judge: Tintu Mon'te 2 Chevi'yum Cut Cheyyoo.
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Andhan Aakum.
Judge: Chevi Murichaal Engineyaa Andhan Aakunnath..?
Tintu Mon: Ente Kannada Nhaan Evide Vekkum.
Dundu Mol: Aanayaano Urumbaano Valuth..?
Tintu Mon: Angane Veruthe Parayaan Patilla. Date of Birth Nokkanam.
Dundu Mol: Nhaan Chess Kalikkaan Pokukayaa. Ninakk Kali Ariyaamo..?
Tintu Mon: Ariyaamo Enno.. Nee Kaliyakkukayaano.. Nee Ground'il wait cheyyoo. Nhaan Shoo itt Varaam.
Thengu Kayatakkaaran Tintu Mon'od: Oru Theng Kayari irangaan 20 Roopa.
Tintu Mon: 10 Roopa Tharaam. Thaan Kayari Thenga Ittaal Mathi. Iranganamennilla.
Mrigashaala Owner: Simhathinte Kood Adacho..?
Tintu Mon: Illa.
Owner: Athenthaa.
Tintu Mon: Simhatheyokke Aaru Pidichondu Pokaanaa..
Bus'il Tintu Mon Irikkunna Seat'nu Arike Ethiya Oraal: Ithente Seat Aanu. Nhaanivide Oru Karcheef Vechirunnu.
Tintu Mon: Appol Oru Double Mund Madakki Ee Bus'nte Purath Ittaal Ee Bus Enteth Aakumo..?
Teacher: Aadhunika Malayala Bhaasha'yude Pithaav Aaru..?
Tintu Mon: Pithaav'ne Ariyilla. Maathaav'nte Per Venamenkil Parayaam.
Teacher: Athaaraa..?
Tintu Mon: Ranjini Haridas.
Police: Helmet Evide?
Tintu Mon: Sir.. Sir..
Police: Enthaadaa Parungunnath?
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Station'lek Varikayaayirunnu. Ente Helmet Kallan Kondu Poyi.
Ammayod Vazhakkitta Tintu Mon: Achaa, Maduthu. Ningalude Wife'maayi Othu Pokaan Enikk Patunnilla. Athukond Enik Swanthamaayi Oru Wife'ne Venam.
Teacher: Tintu Mon'u Neenthal Ariyumo?
Tintu Mon: illa.
Teacher: Kashtam, Pattikal'k Polum Neenthal Aryaam. Pattikal Ninnekkaal Ethra Bhedamaanu.
Tintu Mon: Mash'nu Neenthaan Ariyumo?
Teach.Appol Pattiyum Mash'um Thammil Entha Vyaathyaasam..?
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