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Teacher : Lokaavasaana Samayath Shakthamaya Kaatum Bhookambavum Undaavum.
Tintu Mon: Annu School Ucha'k Vidumo sir...
-Nishad , Kottakkal, Malappuram .

Tintu Mon traveling 1st time in plane,going 2 Bangalore.
While landing, he shouted"Banglore Banglore"
Airhostess:"Be Silent"
Tintu Mon: OK..."anglore anglore."
-MOHAMED JABIR A, RANDATHANI, MALAPPURAM.

Tintu Mon: hamme, Rajan P Dev Marichappol oru Aazhcha Channelukallil Avante Cinema.
Murali Marichappol Avanteth.
hamme ee Shakeela onnu Marichirunnenkil ..
-Fasil , Melattur , Malappuram .

Teacher: MT'Yude ''NAALUKETT''ne Kurich Enthanu Abhipraayam.. ?
Tintu Mon: Onnu Kettiya Ente Achan Thanne Kashtapedukayaa, Pinneya MT'Yude Naalukett. !!
-Suresh Kololamba (Edappal) , Malappuram .

"2014 WORLDCUP BRAZIL'IL"
Tintu Mon: ini World cup enthinaa..? 'Neerali'yod Chodichal pore?
-SAMEER VT, KUPPOOTH VILAYUR, PALAKKAD.

Amma: Nee Enthanu iruttath Kattunnath?
Tintu Mon: Padikkunna sradhakaranam Current Poyatharinhilla.
-MUHSIN KP, KUPPOOTH VILAYUR, PALAKKAD.

Teacher: Vaakyathil Prayogikuka ''Vimmishtamaayi''.
Tintu Mon: Ithu Vare EXO upayogichirunna Rama'k VIM ishtamayi.
-Suresh Kololamba(Edappal), Malappuram.

Tintu Mon: Our Prncipal is a"rascal"!.
Girl: Do u know who am I?
Tintu Mon: No.
Girl: I am Principl's daughter.
Tintu Mon: Do u know who am I?
Girl: No.
Tintu Mon: Oh my God, Thanks!!
-MOHAMED JABIR A, VARIYATH, RANDATHANI, MALAPPURAM.

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Tintu Mon:"ZEEBRA"
Teacher: (Shocked), how?
Tintu Mon: because its still"black and white".
-MOHAMED JABIR,RANDATHANI.

Sir: what is you'r father's name ?
Dundo mon:"T.V.Krishna"
Suna mol:"A.C.Abraham"
Tintu Mon:"fridge sasi...!!

Tintu Mon Teacher'od: Muthasshi Marichu. Leave Venam.
Teacher: Ninte Muthassiyalle 1 Maasam Munb Marichath?
Tintu Mon: Muthachan Veendum ketti.
-Shihab chenam.

Tintu Mon: Daivame.. Kochiye Amerikkayude Thalasthaanam Aakkane..

Friend: Athenthinaada?
Tintu Mon: Nhaan Pareeksha'k Anganeya Ezhuthiyath.

Tintu Mon: Ninte Kurach Text Book'kal Kaanaathaayi Alle?
Friend: Aaru Paranhu?
Tintu Mon: Nee Innale Msg Ayachallo..
"some text missing"Ennu..!!

Omlet Undaakkaan Mutta Potticha Tintu Mon Nhetti.

Akath Onnumilla.

Tintu Mon :"Eeswara, Kozhikalum Thudangiyo Abortion?"

Tintu Mon in Medical Shop,
Tintu Mon: Give Me a bottle of TEN CORNER RICE LIKE!
Man: Enthuvaa?
Tintu Mon: Oh! English ariyilla alle?
"Dashamoolarishtam"

Tintu Mon: Thee Golangal Paanhu Vannaalum,
Sunaami Veeshiyadichaalum Ninne Kaanaan Nhaan Varum.

Girl: Naale Varumo?
.
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Tintu Mon: Nokatte, Mazhayillenkil Varaam.

Teacher: Raathri Kadal Vellam Choodayirikkaan Kaaranamentha..?

Tintu Mon: Ithentha ithra chodikkaan.. Ee Sooryan Kadalilalle Poyi Thaazhunnath..?

Teacher: Innale Nhaan Class Evide Vare Eduthu? Tintu Parayoo.. !!

Tintu Mon : mmmm.. Innale.., class..,
Belladikkunna Vareyum Eduthu Teacher...!!
Ningalkk enne kollaam, but tholpikkaanaavilla.
-cheguvera.
Ningalkk enne Padippikkaam, but Jayippikkaanaakilla.
-Tintu Mon.
-Shafeek, Ponnani, Malappuram.

Tintu Mon BILL GATES'nod: Thankal Oru Maha Viddi Thanneya!
Gates: Why?
Tintu Mon: GATESEnna perum vachu WINDOWS Kachavadam cheyyuva?
-MOIDHEEN KP, NATTUKAL,: PALAKKAD.

Teacher:Vakyathil Prayogikkuka"Randara koadi"
Tintu Mon: Rande Mukkaalinulla bus kittaanaayi Veetil ninnum Randarakkoadi.
-Ashique kv, Chamravettom, Malappuram.

Principal:If any Boy goes 2 Girls Hostel Rs.100 Fine4 1st time,
200 for 2nd time,
500 for 3rd time
so be careful everyone!

Tintu Mon: Sir, How much for Monthly pass...!
-MOHAMED JABIR A, RANDATHANI, MALAPPURAM.

Tintu Mon Kadakkaranodu: Indian flag undo?
Kadakkaran: undallo..Itha....
Tintu Mon: Vere colour ille....?
-Musavir KP, Perinthalmanna, Malappuram.

Teacher: Is seven an even number ?
Tintu Mon: Yes.
Teacher: Why...?
Tintumon: Remove 'S' from seven and so it become even.
-Suresh , Kololamba, Malappuram .

Appoopan Tintu Mon'odu: Tintu Mone Ninte Teacher Varunnu. Vegam Poyi Olicho.. Nee 2 Divasamayille School'il Poyitt..?
Tintu Mon Appoopan'od: Nhan Olikkunnathinu Mumb Appooppan Olikkoo..
Appopan: Athentha?
Tintu Mon: Nhan Kazhinha Monday Leave Eduthath Appoopan Marichu Ennu Paranhittaaaaaa ...!!
-Muhammed Shafi , Cherpulassery , Palakkad .